Well this is a true
story that happened and I’d never forget that night even if I lost my memory as
no-one can remove those tragic and dismaying minutes of my life. Even today I
get scare to death when I get that flashback. On top of that, awful part is
when this hallucination appears without knocking my door.
OMG! I can still recall how appalling it was and while writing about it, I can
feel its recurrence….DAMN!!!
Okay so, this is what
happened. It was different than what usually happens in movies and series that
I was alone and it was dark and then heard something and then bizarre people
showed up with skeletons and fresh wounds on them and then the traditional
phrase of scream “aAaAAaaaAah…” and then running from here and there and
creatures and bodies coming out from every wall and ceiling, from fridge and
oven and suddenly everyone is starving to eat you and boom they finally eat
you….burb….and they say “let’s hunt for something else”. Hey guys chill, you
seem scared already. This did not happen with me. Gosh! Stay with me. Well my
story was different I wasn’t home alone I was at a friend’s place and having a
good time. Now don’t ask/think obvious questions; was I with girls? What was I
doing with them at their place? Did my parents know I was with them late night?
Blah blah blah…not the point. Well after playing for some time (don’t be
pervert) we got hungry and thought we should eat. We checked refrigerator and
closet but surprisingly couldn’t find anything except a bottle of milk as the
whole thing was empty. She has been living in this place for more than a year
now and was shocking to see an empty fridge but no worries there are many
aliens living in this world, this is what I thought and said “let it go alien
we’ll order something”, she laughed at my sarcasm and said “ai ai captain”,
funny right?? But you won’t be smiling towards the end of my story.
We ordered pizza my
favorite cheese, jalapeños and pineapples (yummm). Doorbell rang just 3 minutes after I hung up.
We were like “cool…pizza lazziza” (phrase I use every time whenever I get to
eat pizza). I opened the door and saw no-one. I was shocked. I thought some kid
did a prank on me so I closed the door and a minute after, doorbell rang again
and saw no-one. I got pissed so I went into my friend’s room to yell at her
what kind a stupid neighborhood she has, but couldn’t find her anywhere in the
house. Got little scared but managed to show some manhood later one when I
found her cloths outside guestroom’s bathroom and I could hear someone was
inside. Well now don’t assume I would have asked to go in, I just went it like
that knowing her cloths were outside (how can anyone miss this opening…curse
your shyness). I saw no one in there except water coming through a shower and
an empty tub. “Damn!” I said. As soon as I turned the power went out, it was a
complete blackout. Now I started to panic a bit and reflexively said
“mummmmmy”. I somehow managed to find a bed, laid on it and closed my eyes.
Momentarily I heard some steps, opened my eyes and every freaking moronic
friend was holding a torch facing their faces and scared me to death and said
“happy birthday to you..buahahahaha” and boom lights came on they started
taking pictures of me getting horrendously unspeakable and damn these people
got me almost a heart attack. But that’s not it folks, I was being towed and
put into that shower which was then filled with eggs, lemon, tomato and of
course water. And yea I wasn’t wearing anything as these scoundrels took off
everything while I was being towed (now don’t be a complete pervert). They
didn’t stop there they started filming and took pictures all along plus sprayed
whip cream topped with sprinkles. Complete gross. Nevertheless tagged me on fb
saying “lazziza of the year” and then gave me my pizza saying “eat your
lazziza” when in fact they made one out of me.
So remember folks,
don’t go to any girl’s place late at night and don’t dare hangout with lots of
friends who are female and especially who knows your birthday, you might end up
in a dryer or GOD knows where. See I told you earlier, you won’t be smiling you
would be in fact laughing.
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